TOP 5 ACTUAL REAL FACTS
THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT VOXMINER
By Professional Voxminer Expert Lori Alex Mills PhD* aged I’m-Almost-12!!
*My best friend Shoelace says this stands for Party Hard and Dance
FACT NUMBER 1
Voxminer is the best and greatest game that’s ever been made since the start of the universe infinity billion years ago, and that’s Scientific Fact (TM)
FACT THE SECOND
In Voxminer, you explore this huge massive wilderness that stretches forever and ever as far as you can go, and you can mine resources, and you can use them to build whatever you want. Like a town for mermaids. Or a castle. Or a random statue Shoelace made of what I’d look like if a witch transformed me into stegosaurus (Shoelace is laughing as I type this)
SIR FACTiMUS THE THIRD
The wilderness is also full of Voxfriends, who are these monsters you can catch. Once you’ve caught them, they do things like mine extra resources for you, or help you build buildings bigger. Stuff like that. Helpful stuff
FACT 2x-4 where x=4
The TOP 3 CUTEST VOXFRIENDS AS DETERMINED BY VOXMINER SCIENCE are 3) Dandekitten (DAN-dee-kitten) aka a kitten made from dandelion petals. 2) Dracul-berry (DRAC-cul-berry) a teeny strawberry with tiny bat wings and a sweet little face and vampire fangs. And finally, DRUM ROLL, 1) Slime Sewer Eel, which… ew, fine, this one totally isn’t cute at all, okay?? But Shoelace is sitting right next to me and she INSISTED I put it here 😓
FACT NUMBER 5!
Secretly though, what’s COOLEST about Voxminer are the creepypastas people make up about it online. I mean, they’re all totally completely make believe, of course. None of them are really real.
Except . . .
Sometimes, when you’re playing at night illegally past your bedtime, and it’s stormy, and the big light is off, and the air’s super chilly because Mum wants to save on heating, you start thinking maybe the stories aren’t make believe after all. That maybe they are real. And it’s always the most delicious ever feeling in the whole entire world, sweet total VoxGod, I LOVE IT!!! 😁